Corporate Maid

Corporate Maid

It’s Mercy Johnson again! This time she’s a three-dimensional character in a convoluted story. She plays Miss Rose, a straight-jacketed English maid who has a lesbian affair with the lady of the house; then she sleeps with the husband of the house and tops it off by sleeping with the house cook in her quarters. Corporate Maid explores comedy, tragedy, and lesbianism.

In this African film, the whining wife of Chris (Van Vicker) is never satisfied with the services of the maids in their marble-laden mansion. To train her maids to be the staff of her dreams, she hires a trainer (Miss Rose) to get her three maids into shape. The training starts well enough as soon as Miss Rose joins the household.

It is a hilarious ride from the moment the film fades in. Then comes news of Chris’s death in a plane crash and the comedy comes to an abrupt end. Chris’s parents intend to claim the property and his wife hurries to take charge of his papers before they beat her to it.  Miss Rose gets into the mix with a lesbian affair with her boss lady, as she consoles her in her demise.  But when the husband reappears Miss Rose lures him into bed too, and finally ends the sexual escapades in the guest room with the house cook (Charles Unoji). She escapes the mansion in shame and the movie ends.

Corporate Maid crashes as a comedy when news of Chris’s imminent plane crash reaches the household. The crash incident in the story completely reroutes this comic story into exploring lesbianism in African films. The comic stunts of Charles Inoji captivate the viewer taking us on that ride into the kingdom where we temporarily put away our worries, then boom! Tragedy strikes and it’s not even a comic type. No film captures viewers by dropping tragedy into the middle of a comedy. Especially when the tragedy occurs to their beloved star Van Vicker.

To expect the African viewer, your target audience base, to view lesbianism on screen and at the same time laugh about it is unrealistic. On first viewing it, they will likely revolt. To most, it’s an abomination! In the middle of the film, I expect they would take a bathroom break or simply stop watching. The comedy is out the door, replaced by a serious social debate: lesbianism versus our African sexual tolerance.

Corporate Maid starts out as a farce with hearty laughable scenes but goes on to explore uncharted social waters that could as well be Modern African Cultural Studies 101. Better yet, let’s call this flick Desperate Maid.